Instagram We're kinda friends, huh? Kinda.
Person: *reblogs my post*
Me: oh thank god they still follow me

narcissamafoy:

Or perhaps in Slytherin you’ll make your real friends
Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends


July 23rd [ 1493 ]viasource
hp  ;slytherin  ;

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick




Ciao Italy! You are so beautiful! I’m so happy to be here!



July 22nd [ 124394 ]viasource
bre j  ;

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues



katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image